When men and women go to bed, there are problems to be seen,
Men have little habits sure, but women can be down right mean.
They come to bed in funny gowns and curlers on their heads,
But nothing can prepare these men for cold butts in their beds.
Who made the rules about derrieres, and what their temps should be,
98.6 for him while hers is minus three.
It’s just not their rears that cause the tears, They’re cold from head to toes,
And who can stand a juicy kiss from under a stone-cold nose?
Their hands it seems are bloodless to and frozen to the tips,
But nothing comes close to the chill from the spot right behind the hips.
Electric blankets have been used to try and warm these parts,
But only men can do the job with their warming… hearts.
So, if a man is found one mourn frozen stiff and as Lead,
He was doing his job as all we should, Warming Cold Butts in Bed.
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